"Parker", as an adaptation of a classic book, is a regular action movie with lots of gunplay, even more blood, mafia-like encounters and a little bit of socialism. Oh yes, and a long, wonderful advertising campaign for Palm Beach's sightseeings, especially if you're a millionaire looking for a house.
Parker (Jason Statham) is an honest thief (!) but who gets himself within a bad crown to make a living. One lovely day then they manage to steal one million dollars from a fair in Ohio. Parker's kindness manifests early when he firmly calms down a young security guy, who's having a panic crisis while Parker's clown dressed pals empty the fair's vaults. Who would believe that a thief looking like a priest comforted the security guy ^^? Big speciousness here.
Parker's partners though are not as caring. Their "leader" is Melander, a son of a b***h, and the uncle of one of them, even more of a son of a b***h. Thus, they leave him half alive in a pond next to a road in the middle of nowhere. Fortunately though he's picked up by some peasants (this matters for the end) and later he pulls himself together. Naturally, he wants his money back. And some vengeance.
After beating some nice people, Parker finds himself in exotic Palm Beach, Florida, where Melander and his stooges plan to steal the $75m worth jewelery of a late former first lady of the community. In order to find out when, how and where they're gonna hit, Parker has to use Leslie's help, an almost miserable emploee of a real-estate company (Jennifer Lopez).
Leslie is a woman of the working class and has a hard time to make ends meet, she's almost 40, got no boyfriend and lives by her mother - who never misses to remind her daughter of what she pays for. On top of all this there is her obnoxious ex-husband trolling her regularly while she goes to work. So given the situation it's no surprise that when she discovers Parker behind the future client Mr. Permit, not only she's not scared but she begs for a spot in his plan, whatever that is.
Obviously I don't have to spoil it for you; you can easily figure out whether Parker - Statham that is - succeeds to get what he wants. What though is not predictable is that him and Leslie don't get to be a couple! He's got a wife...
As always, Statham plays nicely the masculine type that offers an impressive beating. Nevertheless, he can be a bit sluggish compared to his other films. JLO passes well for a silly pretty woman, daring to make her life more interesting. I don't know why, but I'd rather see whether Jennifer Aniston would do better in Leslie's role. Then again, Lopez's more experienced in hanging around with thugs.
An awesome scene is where wounded Parker seeks shelter in half awake Leslie's house. It's so realistic to have a violent thief covered in blood holding a happy puppy and asking from Leslie's weirdo mother for a soup.
In the beginning I did like the Robin-Hood concept; stealing only from the rich and eventually giving to some poor. But then I changed my mind because I suspect that director Taylor Hackford unwillingly might produce a wrong message. That, if you're poor, it's not very bad to rob rich people, as long as you don't hurt the innocent. If you ask a socialist that knows his lesson well, he'd argue that such ideas are simply delusions and that if the working class wishes to improve its living standard then this should be done through social struggle.
In any way, let's not ask too much from a crime thriller film, shall we?
Forgot to mention: oh my god, Nick Nolte's so old!